If this was a game show, this is the part where I’d ask the audience to count out loud with me:
Trendy headband! - ONE
Lennon glasses! - TWO
Purple lipstick! - THREE
Owl tee - FOUR
Golden cuff - FIVE
Pajama pants - SIX
Statement ring - SEVEN
ITS SEVEN IT-ITEMS!! WE HAVE AN IT-ORGY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANKS FOR PLAYING. GG.
Skipping pants: always a good strategy.
Rihannolings* must show respect for pop culture of days yore. This one likes Boy George and muchos posters.
* Young rihannons developing out of a suburban high school
As a Rihannon, every detail counts. When choosing a title, make sure you MILK that fashion week invitation to the last drop.
Free People catalogue look achieved.
PS: dreamcatchers are SO NOW.
Horse is the new clutch.
IT-Orgy!
I sometimes do Kenzo perfume ads in my imagination.
As a rihannon I don’t believe you have to be all edge. Sometimes you need to dress like an YSL perfume ad too.
Hi, I am a rihannon, and on my spare time I like to endorse imaginary perfumes.
edit: she kinda looks like an amputee too.
